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         <title>THE CORNSTARCH GIZMO</title>
         <description>Driven by the need to heal, an idealistic young inventor builds a bizarre machine which he fuels with cornstarch.  "If cornstarch can be used to heal diaper rashes," he reasons, "it can be used to heal the world's rashes."  So he summons one person after another to his stately Brooklyn home, and they all desperately offer themselves to the odd-looking Gizmo (made from a lawn ornament and other random objects).  Appearing in sumptuous B&amp;W, the film is a tribue to the theatre of heightened emotion, at once displaying the effects of a world in desperate need of healing and the ludicrousness and i</description>
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         <pubDate>25 Mar 2008 01:03 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Pegasus</title>
         <description>Animation and verse by your truly .</description>
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         <pubDate>11 Feb 2008 08:02 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>My Secret Love Affair With Matt Gonzalez</title>
         <description>Two hairstyles, one hair product. Two men, one metrosexual love story. Starring filmmaker and sometime activist Gordon Winiemko, and lawyer and sometime San Francisco Green Party candidate/Ralph Nader running mate Matt Gonzalez.</description>
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         <pubDate>27 Dec 2007 10:12 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Il Spaghetti Occidentali</title>
         <description>This VEGETRONICS live-action food-flick spoofs the 60's European Western. Clive Earwest plays the Vegetable with no Name, the anti-hero who blasts his way through the Western kitchen... for what? Some unspoken treasure? A nameless glory? The chance to shoot a dozen other vegetables in a showdown?</description>
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         <pubDate>25 Nov 2007 06:11 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Day of the Cabbage!</title>
         <description>'DAY OF THE CABBAGE!' is a giant-monster movie with an all-vegetable cast, the third in a series of 'Vegetronics' live-action mini-epics. Shot on HD with real food, live vegetable characters act in miniature sets with matzo buildings and graham cracker skylines.

A mysterious cabbage meteor crash-lands in a toxic supercrunch site, mutating into a hideous monster that wreaks havoc on Matzoville. Young Billy Tomato discovers the creature and tries to warn his father Dr. Bell Pepper. Can Billy help BRANDCO corporation come up with a solution to save Matzoville from being flame-broiled out of ex</description>
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         <pubDate>25 Nov 2007 05:11 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Guy's Guide To Zombies</title>
         <description>Zombies. Shambling scourge of the modern world? Or just a little misunderstood? If in doubt, check out Guy's Guide To Zombies, the definitive A to Z guide to living with the dead! Peaceful coexistence is just a handshake away!</description>
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         <pubDate>15 Nov 2007 12:11 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Funny Business</title>
         <description>The real life of a clown. A 72 Hour Challenge film.</description>
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         <pubDate>08 Nov 2007 07:11 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Fiend Force</title>
         <description>Inspired by the fantastic lameness of some of the 60s tv Batman villains comes this study of a trio of evil doers who are unlucky in love. A rollicking caper ensues in the cinematic tradition of X-Men 3- The Last Stand and Wacky Races.</description>
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         <pubDate>26 Jul 2007 10:07 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>To the Manor... Murdered!</title>
         <description>Fridge magnate Howard L. Ormondagondastoneson has been murdered! Scotland Yard are at a dead loss and so call in the help of straight-shooting New York detective Larry Ringer. Suspended for shooting a fat nun in the back, the decorated detective happens to be caravanning nearby. En route to the airport he swings by the scene of the crime to see what he can do. 

He knows he?ll have to dig deep and dig fast if he?s going to catch the killer.</description>
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         <pubDate>11 Jun 2007 03:06 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>b-alles</title>
         <description>Two scandinavian-looking models are hired to play trac-ball, an action racquet game, for the needs of a greek tv commercial, from the 80s. The setting and all action, tries to simulate Californian landscape and typical relaxed atmosphere, in a ?do it like they do it in California? style of selling the product. However, the setting is in reality quite obviously a Greek beach far different from a Californian one. Despite the considerable effort put in the original footage to make the product appear quite widespread and popular, in reality it failed to become a success in the local market. Centra</description>
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         <pubDate>16 May 2007 12:05 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Postcards from Greece</title>
         <description>An animation that involves Doric Dwight - he's a friend who passed , or was shot when my hormones where running wild and I was an angry youth .</description>
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         <pubDate>23 Mar 2007 05:03 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Sirena Della Morte</title>
         <description>The film is a masochistic fantasy about sex and death .</description>
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         <pubDate>21 Jan 2007 10:01 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Reason I was Late</title>
         <description>You ever woder why some people even bother to tell you an excuse of why they were late to an event? What if as stupid as they sound, they were telling the truth? This one's for all those out there who have been asked "Did you get in a fight with a Razor or sis you forget how to shave?"</description>
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         <pubDate>11 Oct 2006 09:10 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Paleta City</title>
         <description>Paleta City is the story of a simple young man, Rufino Montoya, whose only dream in life has been for one day to be one of the few, the elite, someone that sells fruitbars in the state of California.  One day, his dream becomes a reality and Rufino immediately becomes one of the best fruitbar (paleta) salesmen in Paleta City. Everybody wants to buy his magical paletas (fruitbars).  He eventually earns awards as the top salesman in California and soon becomes a sought- after motivational speaker.  He now has wealth, a huge estate in the suburbs where the yuppies live, a fancy smancy sports car</description>
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         <pubDate>20 Jul 2006 12:07 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Dude, Where's My Scooter?</title>
         <description>Gary holds one thing dear and now its gone. In his search, he encounters Dude and together they embark on a journey against all odds to find the answers.</description>
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         <pubDate>01 Jul 2006 02:07 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Needle Anus Trailer</title>
         <description>The big bad-ass completely unnecessary trailer for Needle Anus. Hold onto your butt for this one!  "King Kong" and "Fantastic Four" both used the same song for their trailers, so why not "Needle Anus"?</description>
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         <pubDate>01 Jul 2006 01:07 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Al Qaeda Baseball Camps</title>
         <description>This mockumentary follows Coach "Osama" as he tries to get one of his players into the big leagues.</description>
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         <pubDate>01 Jul 2006 01:07 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Classroom Episode 5</title>
         <description>Principal Brockway lands the school in financial trouble.</description>
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         <pubDate>28 Jun 2006 09:06 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Night of the Dying Living</title>
         <description>A dark political comedy about the Conservative movement's assault on social programs and social progress.   Written and produced in August 2005, it's even more frighteningly true today...but not as much as tomorrow.</description>
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         <title>Control</title>
         <description>parody of a 50's driving instructional psa.  instead of teach the kids how to drive safely it teaches them how to do burnouts and dough nuts.</description>
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         <pubDate>18 Apr 2006 12:04 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Ever Seen an A*Hole Talk?</title>
         <description>Bill O'Reilly puckers up in this spaztastic remix from ThisShowHatesYou.com.  By combining John Waters' "Pink Flamingos" with Bill O'Reilly's infamous bloviating, this viral video is sure to horrify grandmothers and Republicans alike.</description>
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         <pubDate>08 Apr 2006 02:04 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>The Brigante Files title sequence</title>
         <description>This is the title sequence for a short video project from my junior year in high school (2002). The video was about 10 minutes long and acted as a parody on film noir and old cop shows from the 50's.</description>
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         <pubDate>07 Apr 2006 02:04 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>The Package</title>
         <description>The film is an SF story about two working men (travelling aboard their decomposing space ship) who are on an assignment to deliver a mystery package to some desolate planet somewhere in the galaxy. The package is delivered successfully and on time, however, the problems occur when they find out that they?d delivered it to a wrong planet due to a print error.
The story is mostly comical but it describes how an accidental event may impact the course of evolution?
The script is full of dialogues with funny references to famous SF classics.
Language: Macedonian
Subtitles: English 
Technical d</description>
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         <pubDate>19 Mar 2006 10:03 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Rock and roll</title>
         <description>Brokeback mountain kind of</description>
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         <pubDate>09 Mar 2006 09:03 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>Broke Mac Mountain</title>
         <description>This is a very short parody of the critically acclaimed Ang Lee film Brokeback Mountain. It was shot, as usual, with painstaking detail to replicate the sweeping panoramas and majestic beauty of Mr. Lee's cinematography. Seriously. We spared no expense.</description>
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         <pubDate>03 Mar 2006 06:03 CST</pubDate>
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         <title>David Lynch Tribute</title>
         <description>Most of the ICU stuff is political in some way, even if it is goofy. This is not. These are two very shorts films made on two seperate occasions when we wanted to make a movie but had no inspiration. The first part is a parody of the "Candy Colored Clown" scene in Blue Velvet and the dinner scene in "Eraserhead".</description>
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         <title>SCHTICKMAN</title>
         <description>SCHTICK MAN is an animated stand up comedian. There are 9 episodes here, including PASSION OF THE SCHTICK and "the death of Schtickman".</description>
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         <title>Out of this World</title>
         <description>As two scientists perform an autopsy on a rather unusual corpse, it becomes apparent that it's not just in the name of science that they carry out their gruesome act.</description>
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         <title>The Jesus &amp; Charlie Show</title>
         <description>In the Bible, Jesus CHrist told his diciples and the world, that one day he would return...

But He didn't know his roomate would be Charles Manson.

One of the funniest and most controversial short films you'll ever see, "The Jesus &amp; Charlie Show" makes sitcom roomates out of two of the most influential men of the last 2,000 years. One is the savior, one is the deciever. When you put them together you get a really funny TV show.</description>
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         <title>Secondhand Box</title>
         <description>a spoof of a exaggerated commercial about to bored kids and their father haves something new to play with.</description>
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         <title>Mortons Pepper Spray</title>
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         <title>SPIF: A Stupid Public Information Film</title>
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         <title>Catfucker</title>
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         <title>Jesus Christ Supercop Episode 6</title>
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         <title>Chiropteramania</title>
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         <title>George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People (Music Video)</title>
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         <title>Let Me Get This STRAIGHT</title>
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         <title>Fair &amp; Balanced</title>
         <description>It's interesting how the conservative media likes to call the mainstream media liberal when they say things that they don't like. I've even heard them call polls negative coverage of the president... It's almost as if they take every opportunity to call them partisan biased as possible... What if they did?</description>
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         <title>PovertyWorks</title>
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         <title>High Score</title>
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         <title>Woe is Man</title>
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         <title>Hell! House!</title>
         <description>What are the living conditions of EVIL? That's what this fake reality TV promo (from 'FOX') attempts to anwer. What do you get when you toss a bunch of notorious figures from history into one house and try to make them live together? HELL HOUSE! It's what would happen if you crossed Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure with MTV's 'The Real World.'</description>
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         <title>Nosferatu: The Friendly Vampire</title>
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         <title>Satire</title>
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         <title>The Ravings of Batgrrl</title>
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         <title>Steal This Disc</title>
         <description>Sure, video piracy is a no-no, but there's also something kharmic about it.  Ask anybody who's ever taken monkey points.  pcK#</description>
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         <title>The Hippie Spaced Ship Episode 0 Lost In The Spaces</title>
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         <title>Check Yourself</title>
         <description>This is Theresa Kyriaco's solo directing debut. She previously co-directed "Poison Cure" and "Yesterday".</description>
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         <title>Sane 2: Edge of Sanity</title>
         <description>In October of 1999, just east of the Arizona state line, two teenagers (Keith Slater and Miles Rapaport) murdered three random people and filmed it all. Sane: The Story of the Boredom Killings captured their murders.

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         <title>Dwarf Stand Tall</title>
         <description>A controversial limb-lengthing operation has garnered media attention in recent years for its extremely gruelling procedure and aftercare that some feel does not merit the few inches taller it can make a person. In this project, we explore the case of one subject who, while lacking in stature, is a giant when it comes to personal resolve - or so it seems upon first glance...when looked at more in depth, the hero seems to be an object of distaste and anger among the general public...but why?</description>
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         <title>Sexual Perversions 2 Teaser Trailer</title>
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         <title>A Joker's Card</title>
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         <title>Passion</title>
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         <title>Outtakes - So, We Killed Our Parents</title>
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         <title>3 and a half minute love</title>
         <description>?Good day, everyone. Dr. Winston Pavlov here for Applied Digital Solutions. Applied Digital Solutions develops innovative security products for consumer, commercial, and government sectors worldwide. But that's not what I'm here to tell you about. I'm here to tell you about the verichip. The verichip was developed by Digital Angel, a group that specializes in making all sorts of things that can track you where you are. We bought the technology and are now bringing it to you, the consumer. The verichip is a security device that is implanted in your arm. With verichip, you have an extra layer of</description>
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         <title>Survival</title>
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         <title>3 1/2 Minute Hate</title>
         <description>Churned out before Election Day, "3 1/2 Minute Hate" was a warning to all potential voters in states voting on giving the federal government power to discriminate against homosexuals. When federal government consumes all powers of the state to "protect citizens against an outside threat" we lose our rights and become potential enemies of the state, should it desire to go against us. In this film, a man happily pays for an orange with a microchip implanted into his head and turns his back on the persecution of "thought criminals" until he becomes a victim himself.</description>
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         <title>My Friend</title>
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         <title>Comedy: The Other Black Gold</title>
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San Francisco, CA. "Comedy: The Other Black Gold", indicates that a precious natural resource is nearing extinction.  This film, directed by filmmaker and comedian Alicia Dattner, warns that funny comedic premises are dwindling and proposes innovative new methods of generating more comedy, like shock therapy. "It's simply heartbreaking", says Dattner, "to see these poor audience members suffer through the same tired jokes over and over again. Their laughter rings out like tears of agony.  I just had to do something about it."</description>
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         <title>So, We Killed Our Parents</title>
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"a fairy tale for the modern world" - FILM THREAT</description>
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         <title>Captain Amazing-Lad Episode 1</title>
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taking the fight to the bad guys and preying on all super-villains.
But when our super-powered crimefighter decides to take a bride
into his life...his crimefighting days are never the same.

His proprieties have slightly shifted...instead of dodging
bullets...he?s mulching flower beds or unclogging kitchen
sinks. Or even entertaining those ever so lovable but
meddlesome in-laws. Saving the world has suddenly
gotten a bit more complicated.</description>
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         <title>Washington Interns Gone Bad</title>
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         <title>The INCREDIBLE Thing of WILL and JAY</title>
         <description>This is IT!!! You are now in the presence of the greatest film ever seen!!...or so these guys
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Meet Will and Jay- Two guys on a mission.
To resurrect their old public access show
on an actual network this time. To save us
all from a fate worse than an eternity with
nothing but reality shows -  and getting 
rich and famous in the process!  Along 
with Calliope and Mr. Beat, the boys are
gonna do what it takes to get on T.V.
 
Um..now they just need a coherent script, acting lessons, and for Satan himself 
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         <title>Regis Philbin's Personal Work-out</title>
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enigma known as Regis.  Few can explain him and even fewer
understand him, but it is undeniable his tremendous effect on
the early morning talk circuit.  In Panzah Zandahz's first 
published cinematic effort he explores the strange phenom
known as Regis and inadvertently enters the runnings for
this year's Oscars.</description>
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         <title>The Bet</title>
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         <title>Amie En Matiere Plastique</title>
         <description>For the post-Valentine crowd, here is a love story for the ones who understand desire. Joe teaches us all the meaning of Love.

Can you tell a story in a single shot ? "One Shots" are a filmmaking excersize where we try to tell a simple, but complete story in a single shot.</description>
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Synopsis - What happens when you sink all your money into film school ? What becomes of 40% of the graduates ?</description>
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         <title>Bank Robbery</title>
         <description>After leaving the scene of a crime, follow the money as it falls unwittingly into the hands of an average Joe. 

Shot on Super 8 Film!</description>
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         <title>Vote NO to Mayor McCheese</title>
         <description>Watch the turn of events unfold as one man musters the courage to face Mayor McCheese in the election for Mayor.

First a press conference, then two brief politicla ads.</description>
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         <title>Bachelorette Party</title>
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         <title>Filmmakers the Next Generation</title>
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         <title>Pulp Diction</title>
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Synopsis - A dysfunctional hit man attempts to emulate his hero.</description>
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         <title>Gratuity</title>
         <description>Ever wonder about those guys who clap when a waitress breaks a glass ?</description>
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         <title>New World chapter 08</title>
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         <title>Taliban Women's Revolt</title>
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         <title>The Ninja Who Shagged Me</title>
         <description>The Chi-Wong school has been issued a challenge by a rival school.  Watch the high-kicking cross-chopping Kung-Fu action.  A Kung-Fu Parody.</description>
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         <title>Simulacrum</title>
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         <title>Schnitzler on Pico</title>
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         <title>Eyesocket News: Gas Main</title>
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         <title>Cute Dog</title>
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         <title>The Voyeur Vac</title>
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         <title>Kirk Racer, Secret Agent</title>
         <description>Kirk Racer, Secret Agent - Episode IV:  "Ebola &amp; Blood" - falls within the action/comedy genre - an intriguing mix of campy, dark humor with raw and brutal violence (wonderful entertainment for family reunions and blind dates). 
  
Kirk Racer, a secret agent with the CIA, is not terribly happy with his job. As a graduate of West Point and a former member of the elite Green Berets, Kirk joined the CIA with expectations of an exciting life like James Bond ? non-stop action, fast cars and exotic women. He didn?t expect the reality ? low pay (especially compared to all of those high tech jobs),</description>
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         <title>Titled: Episode X</title>
         <description>For some reason people are fascinated by clowns. I thought it was time the real thing was presented to the world, not the bullshit you see at children's parties.</description>
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         <title>When Beatles Attack!</title>
         <description>'When Beatles Attacks!' is a a parody of all the Beatles mania that remains today. Its also a direct parody of all those G.I. Joe and Transformer commercials I used to get off on during the 80's. Always wanted to make one, now I have. No Beatles were harmed during this production. Get well George!</description>
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         <title>It's Just Plain Swell!</title>
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         <title>A Public Service Announcement on Child Stars</title>
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         <title>Facial</title>
         <description>"Facial" came about for a number of reasons. The first being that I wasen't real happy personally. Being lost in a sea of words is a terrible place to be. That's where I was. Nothing seemed to be going my way no matter what I said or did. 
I was never real crazy about those commercials or movies where the character spills their guts to the camera. I saw someone on T.V. being all sentimental and shit. I wanted to just tell that person to shut the F up. So I wrote down some sentimental shit that I might spill out on occassion, and got some groceries. the rest is all on the screen. Every gooey s</description>
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         <title>Utopia</title>
         <description>"Utopia" is a creepy parody of those late night "wonder pill" commercials you see. Utopia is the ultimate fix you up pill. How could you ask for anything more? It saves your life. The host is intense looking, almost robotic in nature. He seems to come from another time and place as does the rest of the commercial. Its only tie to reality is the nifty little fifties esque jingle at the end.</description>
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         <title>Satan Bass 2001 &amp; 2002</title>
         <description>New, from CrapCo, it?s the irresistible Satan Bass 2001. Forget those trite singing lobsters and poser trout ? Satan Bass 2001 brings true demonic possession to your fingertips. It?s the gift that keeps on talking ? whether you want it to nor not ? it?s Satan Bass 2001!

NEWS FLASH: The New, Improved Satan Bass 2002 is now 135% satanic! That?s right, Satan Bass 2002 boasts 35% more satanic influence ? the maximum allowed by natural law!  

(Demonic possession for entertainment purposes only. See your dealer for soul redemption.)</description>
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         <title>Ah-nold - The Making of a Catch Phrase</title>
         <description>"Lost out-takes" of Ah-nold and director trying to come up with the perfect catch phrase.  After several attempts, Ah-nold stumbles upon his classic line by accident.</description>
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         <title>Seattle Riot Guide</title>
         <description>What do you do when you're at a riot and you don't know how to react when someone starts shooting?  What do you do?  
When a pretty young girl flashes you, do you take a picture or go for the grope?  All these questions 
and many more will be answered in the new short film "Seattle Riot Guide."  This comprehensive guide 
to all things dealing with mass rioting, that have so frequently taken place within the Seattle city 
limits, is now available to all those with internet connections and a thirst for riot guidance.</description>
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         <title>Real TV</title>
         <description>In this parody of Real TV, Jon Daily introduces clips that were caught, caught on tape.</description>
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         <title>Punch Adams</title>
         <description>In this parody of "Patch Adams", Punch entertains the corpses with his rapid fire delivery.</description>
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         <title>The Three Stooges 1999</title>
         <description>Larry and Curly have finally had enough of Moe and take their revenge - using modern techniques!</description>
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         <title>Wanna-BE</title>
         <description>Wanna-Be is a dedication to those less skilled on the skate board, and willing to try again.</description>
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         <title>405 Too</title>
         <description>Parody of 405: The Movie. Driver Dan is cruising down the 405, when out of nowhere an airliner comes down on him.</description>
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         <title>Gods of Porcelain and Plumbing</title>
         <description>When God created earth there was man and man created the toilet. We live in a world in which all humans ignore the toilet, but it is true the toilet is the Holiest of objects. Watch my movie and learn to obey and pray to the toilet.</description>
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         <title>Lego Chef</title>
         <description>I became pretty obsessed with Iron Chef after seeing it for the first time on Food Network over a year ago. At 2:30 one morning, it hit me just how absurdly I could spoof it - the result is the film you're about to see. 
I pulled music and other sound from Iron Chef, but needed to fill the gaps in here and there with regards to the voiceover stuff. So I performed the voices of show regulars Dr. Hattori, Fukui, Ohta, Judge Kanoh, and Iron Chef Morimoto here and there throughout the movie. 

I also did Sean Connery's voice, because the concept of him on the panel was so bizarre, and the toy l</description>
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         <title>Stalking Tony Hawk</title>
         <description>An obsessed fan basks in all the radiant glory that is the world's greastest skateboarder Tony "the Birdman" Hawk.</description>
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         <title>The Wacky Adventure of Five Florida Ballot Counters</title>
         <description>Five exhausted Florida Ballot Counters come to California for a much-needed vacation.  They can't decide who wants to do what, since they can't count.  Marge finds ballots she had accidentally brought along in her purse, and Henry discovers some absentee ballots.  Being responsible, they attempt to count them.  Marge's daughter Joanie just wants to go to Magic Mountain.  Burt, who had helped design the Palm Beach ballots is along with them, and has a ballot for where they can go in LA, where Joanie accidentally picks "nudie bar", and Henry accidentally votes to get his hair permed in Beverly H</description>
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         <title>Sufferer</title>
         <description>&lt;b>&lt;a href=http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004YB5I/wwwpalacioproduc/ target=_blank class=whiteregular>Click here to buy your own copy of "Sufferer."&lt;/a>&lt;/b>&lt;br>&lt;br>

"Sufferer"  is a sharp and hilarious swipe at the TV phenomenon "Survivor" and a sendup of reality TV as a whole.  Directed by John Palacio and written and produced by Palacio and Elias Stimac, it features a talented and surprisingly familiar cast along with an impressive original score.  
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         <title>Realm of Wonder</title>
         <description>"Manson", "Charlie Rose", "Tatamazoo", and "Punch Adams".</description>
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         <title>Happy Valley</title>
         <description>Inspired by a letter in a magazine, describing a family visit to Eurodisney in Paris. This is a savage attack on narrow values, mediocrity and American cultural colonization.</description>
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         <title>Last Sunday Morning</title>
         <description>Every Sunday morning Sonny and Leo, two amiable gangsters meet for breakfast to discuss the week?s developments and any new hits, er, jobs that come up.  But this Sunday morning is a little different. Being served with breakfast is a surprise that Sonny tries to explain, but Leo can't believe. Is Sonny's wife at church or his her head cooling in the freezer?

We may never know, but what unravels is darkly funny dialogue between two men who have a whole new meaning to the phrase "putting it on ice."</description>
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         <title>L'homme de la Lumiere</title>
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What was his salary at his last job? "Just under slave wage with incentive for suicide.? What is his desired salary? "$125,000 with a corner office." What other talents does he have? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, and so on. 

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         <description>The back office bathroom can be a dangerous place, especially if you?re unfortunate enough to share the lavatory with the infamous Bill (a.k.a. the Manhattan Project). When Jim becomes trapped in a stall privy to co-worker Bill?s explosive gastrointestinal disturbances (on a par with earthquakes, volcanoes, and nuclear winters), he loses a bit of his innocence. 

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         <title>Oedipal Jethro</title>
         <description>What do you get when you cross hillbillies from Beverly Hills with tragedy from Ancient Greece?  This film right here that you are looking at on your computer screen.  Watch it, won't you?</description>
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         <title>Rabid Cats with Scissors</title>
         <description>Do you suffer the affliction of elongated tongue?  These frisky kitties may have the solution to your problem.</description>
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         <description>This is a parody of "Blair Witch Project" in which George Lucas is out in the woods outside Skywalker Ranch. He apologizes for "Phantom Menace."</description>
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         <description>This is a parody of those K-tel Record ads.  The album is real.  For more info check out Kenwebbsite.com. It will be up and running soon.</description>
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         <description>Spaghetti &amp; Meatballs is back with a 1950's educational film about the relationship between Size and the Finders/Keepers Rule.</description>
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         <description>Spaghetti &amp; Meatballs is back to introduce a cold war-era propaganda film of talking Soviet dogs.</description>
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